The Hippocriff

He's not in the Executive Branch, he's not in the Legislative Branch, he's a hippocriff!

Guess who?

The Bungler

The pre-war intelligence was BUNGLED?

Equipping our troops was irresponsibly BUNGLED?

The planning for the post war occupation was BUNGLED?

The capture of Osama in Tora Bora was BUNGLED?

The outsourcing of US military logistics was egregiously BUNGLED?

The management of prisons in Iraq such as Abu Ghraib was obscenely BUNGLED?

Iraq's reconstruction has been egregiously BUNGLED?

The execution of Saddam was embarassingly BUNGLED?

Foisting Democracy on the Palestinians and forcing elections on them was BUNGLED?

Bush: "Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical."

How can a president so concerned about the ethics of preserving human life authorize preemptive war?

How can a president so concerned about the ethics of preserving human life authorize the bombing of a restaurant full of diners based on HUMINT in hopes of possibly killing Saddam Hussein? Are stale, frozen embryos more precious, their lives more sacred than Iraqi diners?

My Man is Such a Handy Man